#Bad movies

[iftadwascool]

🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

🚨🚨I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

NEIL BREEN HAS UPLOADED HIS MOVIES TO ARCHIVE.ORG!

🚨🚨THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

🚨🚨I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!🚨🚨

[murdersuicidematinee]

Tom Hanks All the Way Down

We're back to ruin the holidays with a scholarly dissection of a christmas classic!* Listen along, and you too can piss off everyone at the family dinner table with incisive insight into the post-9/11 military-industrial themes of The Polar Express, and the USA's ongoing anxious spiral into full christmas derangement.

Featuring: Being Tom Hankovich, Santa's adrenachrome harvesting operation, elf rally at Yulemberg, graphic hobo explosion, Dewey's wet cardboard box, Cami's Frosty origin story,[white knuckled] it matters where the train is going

*Allegedly, arguably. Classic status debatable. 

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Movie: The Polar Express (2004) Director: Robert Zemeckis Rating: Santa is dogecoin

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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

[kadythethief]

spoilers for the latest deadpool movie

never would have expected to see jennifer garner's elektra again in a LIFETIME. like you don't understand how much i loved the movie growing up, like the amount of time i watched it, idc if it's considered bad

[lunchbagart]

Alien: Romulus wasn't for me. This would have been cool.

[belindablumenthal]

Space Mutiny (1988)

[thattransgay]

@ibroughtyoumybullets-ningy got me into a bad movie-

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[devildmeggs]

watched hot frosty just because and the CPCU (christmas prince cinematic universe)has expanded??? why does the horny snowman movie take place in the same universe as aldovia

[giantbatmankinderegg2]

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE REALLY SHITTY CHRISTMAS MOVIES TO SUGGEST ME I'M TRYING TO FIND 24 CHRISTMAS MOVIES THAT REALLY SUCK ASS TO WATCH EVERY DAY OF DECEMBER UNTIL CHRISTMAS LIKE AN ADVENT CALENDAR. I HAVE 18 SO FAR AND I HAVE 1 DAY LEFT TO FIND 6 MOR

here's the list

[platinumink]

Lazy producers too cheap to invest in wigs!!

It's official. These lazy sacks did not even bother with acquiring wigs. Fuck this, I won't even watch this movie in the cinema. If anyone wants a review, they are going to have to wait until this comes out on streaming services and for me to feel the need to watch a movie while drunk.

They are milking this IP for money, not for the enjoyment and the nostalgia it would bring to those who grew up with the books/audios/movies. I already know this is going to be a disaster.

They have got to be kidding me.

[bambiali]

born to late

[murdersuicidematinee]

Space Jam: A New Legacy

Welcome to the world of Tiny Don Cheadle, where only scoring a million points in super-basketball can facilitate his master plan to put LeBron James in Game of Thrones. Or Something. We watched Space Jam: A New Legacy and came away knowing less about the plot than before we went in. It's a lot like The Emoji Movie, but infinitely more embarrassing on pretty much every level. 

Featuring: the Star Wars memory hole, Andrei Tarkovski's CATS, cami's casketball, live subtitles for American listeners, podcast therapy, and LeBron's special move that kills Bugs Bunny.

Movie: Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) Director: Malcolm D. Lee Rating: ah shit lads, just remembered I don't care at all

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intro and outro music: "Everyone in Town Wants You Dead" by Singing Sadie

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

As always, curses be upon my best friend @ladyraekingmaker for making me see that move in the first place

[gotcharov]